@juanadog: Pointed out my kids real dad to them at the car wash today. None of us are sure if I'm kidding.
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@awesomeseank: Anyone who shows up late to work, wearing shades and clutching a Gatorade is about to tell a lie.
@ObscureGent: Make your first kiss more memorable by letting them know about your sci-fi themed weapon collection moments before your lips touch.