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@dire_beard: *points at your toddler
So does it know any tricks yet?
@jjhartinger: Some of you are acting like you got off a flight from Australia instead of losing one hour.
@noxxhell: A homeless guy by the Gas station just proposed to me,it's a little short notice but I'm not getting any younger am I?
@kelkulus: Sometimes at the gym I'll struggle and make all kinds of awkward grunting sounds, but eventually I'll get my shorts on.
@jwoodham: Black licorice tastes like Satan himself made candy and then it expired.
@UncleBob56: Me: Push!
Grandkids: But, you're heavy.
Me: What did the sign say?
Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((
Me: Rules are rules.