@InternetHippo: Pokémon Go has taught us that there's a disturbing number of dead bodies just laying around everywhere
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@polksalad: Just found out my cat lied about being pregnant just to try and save our relationship and cover up for getting fat.
@JediGigi: Dating Profile Sex: Probably Favorite Food: Yes Favorite Movie: Star Wars Favorite Book: LOLZ
@Cpin42: It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife and I have sex. We hide the videotapes, but he always finds them.
@Cheeseboy22: Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse has less than one horsepower, you've got yourself a crap horse.