@Book_Krazy: *pokes sex life with a stick
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@Brianhopecomedy: My 4 year old said he wants to go to JFK for some chicken. He won't be majoring in history.
@Kyle_Lippert: "I love u" "Umm isn't it a bit too soon to say I love you?" "Oh ha I meant the letter U. What's your fav u word? Mine is Unreciprocated lol"
@TheAlexNevil: Read a magazine at the doctor's office so I'm all caught up on Clinton running for president. I don't think Bush can beat him.
@mrtruthandsoul: Hey guys with your phone in a hip holster, is it because your purse is too full with tampons?