@Book_Krazy: *pokes sex life with a stick
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@WGladstone: My 6 yr old asked me if "satire" is like a "flat tire." I told him no. People know how to handle a flat tire.
@Okeating: I didn't take my husband's name when I got married. I figured it'd be confusing if we were both called Keith.
@TheTalkingPipe: I read you can have a stroke without displaying any symptoms and I was like "holy shit, I'm definitely not displaying any symptoms!"