@WillMckenzieNot: Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Not saying you're shady but there is a family of squirrels gathered around your ankles.
@Lisa_Laughs_: I don't talk about my ex's because I like to start of with a clean slate. That, and they're dead to me. Well, to everyone, but mostly me.
@electrolemon: why did double and triple dog dares go of out style. it's win-win. you either see your friends do stupid things or you win two to three dogs
@AtticusFinch79: *taking training wheels off my old bike* Mom: You're not ready for this. Me: I'm 37, Mom. I've got this. *starts pedaling; hits a tree*