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@david8hughes: [police car behind me]
Me: shit, was that a red light back there?
My dog: like a grey
Me: ...
My dog: like a light grey. If that helps

[police car behind me]
Me: shit, was that a red light back there?
My dog: like a grey
Me: …
My dog: like a light grey. If that helps

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