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@Playing_Dad: "POLICE, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP."
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*cop gets badge out*
I didn't say Simon Says.
"Let's go home guys. Sorry, my fault."

“POLICE, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.”
Show me a badge.
*cop gets badge out*
I didn’t say Simon Says.
“Let’s go home guys. Sorry, my fault.”

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