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@OtherDanOBrien: [police lineup]
VICTIM: That's him! The dopey fat guy in the middle.
COP: We haven't started yet. That's your own reflection in the glass.

[police lineup]
VICTIM: That’s him! The dopey fat guy in the middle.
COP: We haven’t started yet. That’s your own reflection in the glass.

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