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@Sanbel11: Police officer: Have you had anything to drink?
Me:No
PO:Ok, blow into here
Me:But there are no candles
PO:Ma'am please get out of the car

Police officer: Have you had anything to drink? 
Me:No
PO:Ok, blow into here 
Me:But there are no candles
PO:Ma’am please get out of the car

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