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@Nikkeya08: Police officer: When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four

PO: What year?

Me: Ugh duh every year

Police officer: When’s your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy… ten dash four

PO: What year?

Me: Ugh duh every year

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