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@midnightwhale: [police station]
"sir you get one phone call."
[calls 911]
"hello 911 what's your emergency?"
yeah a bunch of pricks are holding me hostage.

[police station]
“sir you get one phone call.”
[calls 911]
“hello 911 what’s your emergency?”
yeah a bunch of pricks are holding me hostage.

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