@MadamBetteNoire: Pollen count so high, junkies are trying to uncook their meth back to Sudafed.
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@Dawn_M_: My therapist doesn't believe in werewolves so I left my last session with more problems than when I arrived.
@fro_vo: [rhyme factory] BOSS: get cracking on those words that rhyme with “ow” WORKER: yes sir bow cow dow how *boss looks away* low mow *boss looks back* now pow *boss looks away again* row sow tow *boss looks back* vow wow
@farleftcoast: Text from husband: Where are you at? Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.