@jimmy_sharpe: Poodles are just angry clouds with legs.
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@GianDoh: Me: I think I'm suffering from auditory hallucinations. Narrator: There was no narrator.
@YosefHawel: Most young lives are lost not because of seat belts, but because the defibrillator needs you to sign into Facebook first.
@djdarrellripley: Him: I lost my dog today at the company picnic! Me: You should post something on FaceBook. Him: My dog isn't on FaceBook. Me: