@jimmy_sharpe: Poodles are just angry clouds with legs.
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@notalogin: Please help me find my lost pet sloth. It was just right here and, oh, never mind, it's still right here.
@michel_lesann: 10 years of ninja training, and now all I use it for is to quietly unwrap candies when the kids are in the other room.
@neiltyson: I wonder what Cannibals & Aztecs would say, watching civilized people eat symbolic hearts of loved ones on Valentine’s Day.
@AnnDabromowitz: When I'm CEO of Subway, employees will no longer be called "sandwich artists." They will be "sub humans."