@MikeRevenaugh: Popeye teaches us that the best reason to eat healthy is revenge. #CartoonLifeLessons
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@petemandik: In the future I will replace my feet with chainsaws after accidentally cutting them off with my chainsaw hands.
@Jawwwwwsh: Idea: spotify notifies ur friends when they think ur sad like "josh listened to Deja Entendu 30 times this week, Maybe buy him ice cream?"
@AudreyPorne: spin the bottle, except you have to murder the person it lands on her: this is a baby shower