@caseytduncan: <-- Pops double collar and eats hamburger with a fork and knife
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@Chumpstring: SON: can I yell bomb at the airport DAD: no SON: I can yell boom DAD: boom's ok SON: how about "my mom's a lesbian now" DAD: please don't
@TitansHomer: My wife started clipping coupons to help me save money. She keeps them in the side pocket of her $800 purse.