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@ThisOneSayz: *pops kid's balloon*

*kid cries and runs away*

*picks up kid's cake*

Husband: wtf is wrong with you?

Me: his piece was bigger!!

*pops kid’s balloon*

*kid cries and runs away*

*picks up kid’s cake*

Husband: wtf is wrong with you? 

Me: his piece was bigger!!

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