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@nursemella: *pops the hood*
"Looks like the timing nut is gone on yer muffler belt"
.. Umm r u sure you work here?
*lifts eye brow, moustache falls off*

*pops the hood*
“Looks like the timing nut is gone on yer muffler belt”
.. Umm r u sure you work here?
*lifts eye brow, moustache falls off*

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