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@stuckinaportal: [portal opens]

dark lord: FINALLY! EARTH'S TREASURES ARE MINE!

gary: what if the REAL treasure is our friendsh-

dark lord: not now gary

[portal opens]

dark lord: FINALLY! EARTH’S TREASURES ARE MINE!

gary: what if the REAL treasure is our friendsh-

dark lord: not now gary

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