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@murrman5: [posing for mugshot]
"now turn forward"
@JB4Realz: [Reality TV]
HOST: Welcome to America's Next Top Psychic! Please, try not to--
*One contestant stands up*: I WON!
H: --ruin it.
@TheMichaelRock: My boys cleaned out my car and now my change is missing. Little do they know, it costs exactly $3.63 to turn our wifi back on.
@thatUPSdude: I don't know why I have to jog with you, you're the fat one.
@AmishPornStar1: "What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?"
-inventor of Lucky Charms
@NYC_Blonde: Are babies like tamagotchis? Like, will my friend take care of it if I forget it at her house?