@trevso_electric: Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,
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@DannyZuker: "I did not expect to encounter so many snakes when I booked this flight!" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
@Reverend_Scott: *rubs lamp* *genie comes out* You get 3 wishes. Just no wishing for more wishes. "I wish for more genies." I SAID NO WI- oooh, you're good.
@nerdreign: Courtney Love thinks she found the plane. It's like God doesn't trust us to write our own jokes.