@trevso_electric: Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,
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@thejamietighe: Stop earbuds from tangling by putting them on then carefully stapling them to your body. Who's ready for music? Not you. You have tetanus
@SaraMansford: Dear karma: perhaps we could be partners? You're doing great work, but I've identified a bunch of people you've overlooked.
@bluebonetbabies: I love how we have a big tv so my 3 kids can crowd around the tiny iPad and argue over not being able to see.
@TheBoydP: Spoiler alert: Doctor Strange could not become a Sorcerer Supreme until he learned to like sour cream.