@senderblock23: Pot bellied pigs are gateway pigs to cocaine bellied pigs.
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@Matt_The_1st: I think the saying "every man for himself" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches
@SoVeryBritish: Procedure for being unthanked for door holding: 1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit 2. Say you're welcome 3. Shake head 4. Mutter "unbelievable"
@HousewifeOfHell: The Good News: My doctor says I'm healthy as a horse. The Bad News: She used another large farm animal to describe my weight.
@hazelmotes1: Having children really brought me and my wife closer together. We have a common enemy now.