@MariyaAlexander: Potato chips bragging about having less fat - I don't think you understand people who eat you.
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@DadandBuried: I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children.
@PabloGSerski: The secret of a long marriage is accepting the utter euphoria you would feel from strangling your spouse to death isn't worth life in jail.
@Nyx422: Talking bout planets with my 8 yr old. He asked if you just plow thru Uranus because it's all gas. I cannot respond maturely.