@novicefather: Pour your beer in a coffee cup because sometimes walking around with a beer during breakfast is frowned upon.
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@SingleGirlAlert: Nowhere is it more evident That the middle finger IS a suitable mode of communication Than when driving to work
@_NTFG_: A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
@JasonLastname: Who'd win if Batman fought Santa? Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.