@novicefather: Pour your beer in a coffee cup because sometimes walking around with a beer during breakfast is frowned upon.
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@bourgeoisalien: When man made the first stone tool 2.6 million years ago, I don’t think they could have ever imagined a tool as great as Donald Trump.
@FinnMcIver: our teacher used to make us do 100 lines if we'd been naughty. my nose was wrecked at the end of it