@ibid78: Pouring water on someone's head to promote something is kinda weird. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, let's go baptize some babies.
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@YoungNobler: Mike Pence has a strong resume, including Governor of Indiana and Shawshank Prison Guard. #VPDebate
@TheBoydP: I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand.
@platinum2000: [Confessional Booth] Me: I can't do anything right. Priest: Please get off of my lap.
@RidiculousSheri: My life is like Monopoly: sometimes I'm the racecar, sometimes I'm the iron. But usually I'm a peanut because I've lost all the game pieces.