Funny Tweeter

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@RxitWounds: *Power goes out*
Wife: I can't see!

*Shoes light up*
Me: Ha! Whose shoes were "a waste of money" & "clearly meant for a large child" now?!

*Power goes out* 
Wife: I can’t see!

*Shoes light up*
Me: Ha! Whose shoes were “a waste of money” & “clearly meant for a large child” now?!

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