@Bagyants: Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve a problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes
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@biscuitahoy: When you look at Twitter's trending topics, it's a lot easier to understand why they have to write "Do Not Eat" on silica gel packets.
@JKNenagh: I often worry about the safety of my children ... Especially the one who is still awake at midnight and talking back right now.
@djdarrellripley: Ooo! The morning weather girl... Come on baby, give daddy the five day forecast.
@sammyrhodes: Marriage is like wine. It gets better with age. Also it makes you say things you regret.