@evildadatron: Practice good oral hygiene by wiping your mouth with toilet paper after talking shit
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@crunchenhanced: [In cubicle at work] *pretends to start clipping my nails* *tosses uncooked grains of rice onto co-workers desk with each clip* CW: WTF!