@Roxtalled: Practicing karate in my driveway to strike fear into potential burglars.
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@bombsydoll: in high school I was voted 'who is that? does she even go to our school? Never saw her before'
@thenatewolf: THE CHIEF: It was a mission, you weren't supposed to let it get personal. ME: [kissing a missile] We're getting married.