@Roxtalled: Practicing karate in my driveway to strike fear into potential burglars.
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@thexythara: If I say "I don't know, let me look", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold.
@torahhorse: support small businesses like a mouse selling tiny umbrellas or even a bee selling tiny umbrellas
@daviddeweil: If The Bachelor was realistic they'd ask each other where they want to go out to eat and then never make a decision.