@imadepoopstoday: Practicing parenthood on an egg only teaches kids that if you cook your baby it's delicious.
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@juliussharpe: I support legalized marijuana because if everyone else is stoned I can trick them out of money.
@LizHackett: I assume anyone sitting alone in a car in the dark corner of a grocery store parking lot is waiting to meet a hitman who is running late.
@LindseyEllison2: If you like to speak in different languages while high off marijuana, you're probably Rosetta Stoned.
@WilliamAder: If HBO released all ten episodes of Game of Thrones at once, maybe I'd be able to remember the characters' names from episode to episode.