@earthfalcon33: PRANK: ask someone what's on their shirt and when they look down give them a perm
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@The_JRM: 5yo's pretending she's a tourist at a hotel. All good, but I draw the line when my services are criticized because the "toilet's too cold."
@chaddaniels34: Sometimes when my wife tells me she loves me I get the feeling it's the tennis kind.