@WheelTod: Prank: if you're standing at a busy intersection light beside a guy staring at his phone take 2 steps forward & see if he walks into traffic
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@UNTRESOR: If video games taught me anything it's that you don't need to work because there's precious gems just laying around everywhere.
@TraitorousFinn: *Kylo Ren pranks calls Finn* Hey Finn I bet you shop at *dramatic pause* Traitor Joes!!! *High fives Hux*
@longwall26: Pretty funny that turtles are always in uniform. It's like lighten up, turtles. The war is over.
@Storminika: My kid needs me to help him with a report on any famous black scientist. Can we do Dr. Dre?