@NotThatNixon: Praying that Donald Trump is really just Ashton Kutcher performing his most elaborate prank yet.
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@TheRolo: [Gets cut off by a Pruis] *Speeds up to cut off Prius then drops a banana peel behind me* *Prius spins out of control* Thug life.
@samalmightysam: Don't worry if you had a bad day, remember there are people who have their ex's name tattooed.
@DILLONFRANCIS: My mom has been trying to forward me an email since Monday June 23rd.....it's now Friday June 27th.... still no email
@Love_bug1016: "Better safe than sorry," I tell myself as I send the 27th text telling him my feelings.