@NotThatNixon: Praying that Donald Trump is really just Ashton Kutcher performing his most elaborate prank yet.
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@anerdonfire2: Imagine my dismay when I found out she wasn't joking about owning a lie detector machine
@primawesome: I treat going to a therapist like going to a mechanic. "So, It's been making some odd sounds and I'm sure it's on the verge of a breakdown."
@Deurb1: She sent me a text saying she wearing something special for me... but every time I ask her what, she says ~ Nothing.