@femaleproblems: Preach it Beyoncé
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@KevinFarzad: Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza.
@Duke1173: They ordered two extra large pizzas at work. I wonder what everyone else is going to eat.
@mrtruthandsoul: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "You thought I'd like your pretty lights?" "Recite the alphabet backwards" "I can't even do that sober"
@robfee: Being a New York Jets fan is like watching Titanic every Sunday and cheering for the boat.