@Fickle_Filly: Predator taking off his mask, but it's me removing the filters from my selfies.
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@iwearaonesie: me: they're having a special, buy 3 dvds get 1 free wife: so why do you have 4 space jam's? me: ...because it's buy 3 get 1 free
@marebytes: In my opinion - until they add extra fries, a martini & a joint - they have no business calling it a Happy Meal