@pixelatedboat: "Predators are essential for a healthy ecosystem," I explained as I released a bobcat into the airduct
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@TheMichaelRock: We're expecting 12 inches tomorrow night. Well played, Black History Month. Well played.
@shegotagronk: Shout out to my drug dealer Jamal, he's taught me more about the metric system than any of my teachers ever did.
@flashember: [Alligator feeding at the zoo] Me: Hey let me do it Keeper: 1st time? M: Heck no *alligator takes me by the arm* I WAS JUST BRAGGING SAVE ME