@MaryKoCo: Pregnancy test that says, "Your cart has 1 item in it"
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@3sunzzz: 5: You forgot my night-light! It keeps monsters away. Me: If a monster wants to get you, a 4 watt bulb won't stop him. Good night, Sweetie.
@GianDoh: All toilet seats can be heated toilet seats if you push people off them and sit real fast.
@imdaintyaf: People complain when my baby is crying and then they complain when I stuff her in the overhead bin, MAKE UP YOUR GD MINDS