@MaryKoCo: Pregnancy test that says, "Your cart has 1 item in it"
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@kwirkyKerri: *smacks you with my coloring book* Wow. These coloring books really do work to relieve stress.
@KalvinMacleod: HER: my dad hates puns but loves food ME: got it HER: dad, this my date ME: hey papaya yam glad to meat u HIM: *shakes then crushes my hand*
@Xoolun: These Jehovah's Witnesses are getting creative. They are now knocking on my door dressed as cops saying they have a warrant.