@VocabuLarry: Pregnancy tests make me wish peeing on things answered more questions.
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@DVSblast: A tragic kissout between police and suspects leaves over 15 innocent bystanders believing in love again
@gerryhallcomedy: me: *turns around in swivel chair* *tents fingers* I guess you never expected to see ME again... Boss: Must we do this every Monday?
@ShaunRightNow: Apparently showing the pharmacist a picture of my wife was not a good enough reason to get Valium without a prescription.
@AphroditeAfter5: Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq