@VocabuLarry: Pregnancy tests make me wish peeing on things answered more questions.
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@ClichedOut: HER: hey, do u come here often? ME: all the time HER: do u know if the bartender is single?
@dafloydsta: ME: Not gonna make it in today. I hurt my updog. BOSS: What's updog? ME: Nothing much, prolly just gonna take a nap.
@pixelatedboat: COMMENCE ANNIHILATI... Sorry, wrong notes, that's tomorrow's speech. Here's the right one: You have nothing to fear from Project Omega ...