@sbellelauren: pregnancy tests should just read "pregnant" or "nope just fat"
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@thenatewolf: *Orders pizza* What a night *Phone buzzes* And a text? Killing it *checks phone* ok that was the pizza confirmation but still cruising
@BuckyIsotope: Brought a ninja to a gunfight and it was really cool. Everyone clapped. Then they shot him.
@pizzajaynow: Can someone help me figure out how much water I need to add to this baby powder in order to make a baby?