@sbellelauren: pregnancy tests should just read "pregnant" or "nope just fat"
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@rachelle_mandik: do you think the guy who designed hand grenades really hated pineapples, or really loved them?
@IslandsJunk: Win a Canadian marathon by putting a door just before the finish line and having them all wait for you to go through first.
@Reverend_Scott: Sometimes I ask myself, what would Aquaman do? So I sit in the bathtub and cry about how useless I am.
@NikatNiteNite: Hubs and I have fought so much lately I've lost 10 lbs. I thought about leaving him, but I'd like to lose another 10 lbs first.