@WienerToboggan: *prepares to cook vegetarian chili* *spills the beans* Whoa, I suppose you could call that.. *lowers shades with a spatula*.. Kidney failure
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@mydanimarie: Guns don't kill people. Girls who get tagged in a photo before they get a chance to see it kill people.
@HeroineAddict: Hey, people who use crystals or all-natural products instead of deodorant: You don't need to keep informing us. We know.
@Shock_Monster: If I were God, I'd totally be cool with you using my name in vain. Feel free to say, "Oh John" next time you're cumming ladies.
@Bagyants: Student loans: because you should know what it's like to be one of the poor people you're always going on about