@TheMichaelRock: Prescription commercials are always so touching until the last minute or so when they explain how their product could kill you.
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@AntDiPalma: A religious family member literally said "Spongebob goes too far sometimes" and I can not stop laughing.
@eff_yeah_steph: Him: Is this a sex thing? Me: *smoothing mashed potatoes over my chest* Ew, no. This is just my tater-top.
@SuperApple80: Legend states of the time Tom Hanks cropdusted a toddler at Target and whispered in his ear “it’s my word against yours, you little shit.”