@Elizasoul80: Presidential election season; that special time every four years when we find out who we just really shouldn't be friends with anymore.
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@liv_thatsme: As a kid, I refused to sing "rain rain go away" because I thought God would punish us with an apocalyptic drought,so no, I'm not easy-going.
@TheHyyyype: [first day in gang] LEADER: ya gotta be street-smart ME: oh i am LEADER: prove it ME: *names every street in city* LEADER: holy shit
@ilikeyouguys: What if gravity...was invented by the vacuum industry so there was always shit on the floor to clean up. Just hear me out tho.
@lovemydogduck: Getting shit done. Was my response when my boss ask me what I'm doing. And now I'm sitting outside of H.R.