@Elizasoul80: Presidential election season; that special time every four years when we find out who we just really shouldn't be friends with anymore.
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@SondraDeeMe: Me:She's better than me. BF:She's not. M:Look at those, they're incredible! BF: M:STOP STARING! -Boyfriend reading other women's tweets
@Book_Krazy: Yes, lady who took two parking spaces. I'm the reason you can't get in your car from the drivers side. Have a nice day :)
@XplodingUnicorn: The U.S. Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda.
@TheMichaelRock: The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE! (What's that, honey? Be right there.)