@Elizasoul80: Presidential election season; that special time every four years when we find out who we just really shouldn't be friends with anymore.
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@panmidwest: How selfish am I? Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.
@simoncholland: Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
@thepaulahunt: My son to me, describing waking up without clothes on in the hospital after surgery when he was 6: "You have no idea what it feels like to wake up naked in a strange bed with no idea how you got there." Me: "Sure I don't."