@fro_vo: presidents day is just a holiday created by "Big President" to get us to buy more presidents
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@AntozWolf: Its wrong that priests have to live a life of forced celibacy . They should get married and let celibacy come upon them the usual way.
@chuuew: Is it okay for men to sit down to pee? The manager of this sofa store doesn't seem to think so.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Sorry I commented on that video of your kid taking his first steps with "aw look you taught it how to walk on its hind legs!"
@Book_Krazy: *pulls up to window* Me: *on phone* Ok, so you want a chocolate shake also? Ok, I'll get two then. *phone rings while its at my ear*