@fro_vo: presidents day is just a holiday created by "Big President" to get us to buy more presidents
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@AtticusFinch79: [on the train] Conductor: Ticket please Me: *hands it over* C: Lady this is a speeding ticket M: *sighs* That's why I'm on the train
@gojarbe: me: wanna see my cat's shed? friend: lots of cats shed. why would-- [my cat enters wearing a tool belt] cat: show him the gazebo, too
@WilliamAder: Was decorating the front yard last night and one of the neighborhood kids tried to deflate me.