@fro_vo: presidents day is just a holiday created by "Big President" to get us to buy more presidents
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: If the Discovery Channel's new show 'Naked And Afraid' isn't about Mormon honeymoons, I'm not interested.
@NotThatMoti: Attachment isn't when 2 ppl chat night and day. When someone emails u and adds an image or data file with it, THAT FILE IS CALLED ATTACHMENT
@AmericanGent69: Me having sex is like bungee jumping. It's either amazing, or someone gets seriously injured. There is no in between.
@IvoryGazelle: I push everything I have across the table and confidently call "all in". "Omg, for the last time, this is chess"