@philyuck: President’s Day is just a holiday invented by Presidents to sell more Presidents.
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@ProudFFAalumni: woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going to be magical.
@djdarrellripley: Look, I know you really miss her. But, you know what? Sometimes things aren't meant to be. One time I really wanted this waffle....
@amazymay72x: Weed doesn't give me an attitude when I forget to pay the electric bill... I love you, weed.