@TylerLinkin: Press 1 for English. Press 2 For shitty customer service in any language.
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@murrman5: [reeling in big fish and turns to friend] you got the net? "yes" ok, google how to get this thing in the boat
@Supafunkadunka: Women my age expect a man to have his shit together by now. Time to start dating younger women.
@Hobo_Splendido: The "self-lubricated catheter" and the "discreet pocket catheter" have me rethinking what role catheters ought to be playing in my life.