@BoozeWallet: [pretending to talk on phone while mugger approaches] yeah, so then they told me that my Karate is just too deadly for the Olympics
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@DawnLovesZombie: Just tell me which one is wrong, the password or the username!! Don't make me have to guess.
@kpcuk: There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)
@WineMummy: When you're on a date that's not going well, just start talking about genital psoriasis. You're welcome.
@recoveringbapti: Be on the lookout for a armed psychic midget who just robbed a bank and got away....the police now have a SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE!! ba dum dum