@juicymorsel: Pretending you're dead to avoid conversation in the hospital is the worst way to learn how a defibrillator works.
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@MandaPie1981: Having been married for awhile, I'm out of touch. Is it ok to date several guys or just one at a time? I asked my husband, he just got pissy
@JustinGuarini: Have you ever accidentally ended a business call with "I love you?" Oh yeah me neither.
@better_off_dad: God: I made the sky a canvas, the sun & the clouds an ever changing painting of colorful beauty. Devil: I made potato chips.