@matt___nelson: *pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction*
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@ayyyyloser: Can I ask you a question without you getting mad? -People who are about to piss you off
@SketchesbyBoze: VOTERS: we want to give a boat a ridiculous name UK: no VOTERS: we want to break up the EU and trash the world economy UK: fine
@WhatevaConc: No Brett, I didn't even read that email. I'm not speaking to you because I overheard your Starbucks order this morning.