@thenatewolf: *pretends to get electrocuted when I shake your dad's hand for the first time*
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@Darlainky: Poker is a game of pretending you've got something better than you really do. Poker sounds a lot like my marriage.
@hippieswordfish: In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man
@LindaInDisguise: Bohemian Rhapsody should be an official unit of measure. "I can shower in 1 Bohemian Rhapsody." "Ran a 5K in under 6 Bohemian Rhapsodies."