@thenatewolf: *pretends to get electrocuted when I shake your dad's hand for the first time*
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@AimeeHelene1: *sips coffee* *thinks to myself as I walk away* Carol seems grumpy today... *takes another sip from Starbucks cup that says "Carol"*
@carlyken: Told my coworker I want a dragon. He said I'm crazy for wanting anything that might set all my shit on fire but he's the one that's married.
@Marlebean: I need a thingy to fix the thingy because the thingy came loose and the thingy is wiggly now. Do you sell those? -Me, at Home Depot