@junejuly12: What idiot called it "salad" and not "la sad"
@Dawn_M_: Of course you can trust me with your secret.
*Calls local news team
@rickkondell: I lost a good friend today, he asked me to pick up some non-alcoholic beer.
@Maxine12333: Treat your relationships as you would your teeth, daily attention and they could last a lifetime, too bad the same can't be said for hair.
@matt___nelson: JESUS: so I'm u
GOD: yes
JESUS: and ur me
GOD: yes
JESUS: I don't get it
GOD: I do
JESUS: how can one of us get it & not the other
GOD: whoa
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