@Brianhopecomedy: Pretty busy at the gym this morning. I'm 6th in line for a selfie.
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@DukEB51: You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
@ebruenig: Gandalf: It is in men that we must place our hope Elrond: Have you seen their tweets
@RuinMyWeek: I photoshopped myself into a photo booth strip a coworker had on her desk and replaced it. And now we wait...
@KeetPotato: cop: "you kinda look like one that's all" me: "in no way am i a pirate" cop: "hmm, are you sure?" parrot on my shoulder: "did he stutter?"