@Brianhopecomedy: Pretty busy at the gym this morning. I'm 6th in line for a selfie.
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@NickSchug: If you encounter a bear you should either play dead or be so vibrant that the bear is like "whatever this person seems exhausting."
@ChrisIsJoking: It's weird they report fantasy football during Sports Center. That's like the local news telling us how your SimCity is doing.
@Sean_Burgundy_: All I'm saying is if I were president I would make a law banning women from saying "We need to talk"