@Brianhopecomedy: Pretty busy at the gym this morning. I'm 6th in line for a selfie.
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@lynyrdsbackyard: Mistakenly punched premium at the gas pump today and now I have to sell one of my kids to the circus.
@tylerschmall: Hi, fire department? My cat is in a tree. Television has taught me that this is your problem.