@Dutch_50: Pretty certain the day I die my body will be found tangled in Saran Wrap with an untouched sandwich on the counter.
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@stodghill10: what happens when you put nutella on salmon u get salmonella haha haha someone d8 me plz
@MsSkarsgaard: I miss the things we shared together. Not the chlamydia but the rest of the stuff was cool.
@SashaBrenner: One of the wheelchair basketball team players has been tested positive for WD40 :(
@causticbob: God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan"