@Dutch_50: Pretty certain the day I die my body will be found tangled in Saran Wrap with an untouched sandwich on the counter.
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@GrillinChillin9: Eve: Wrong hole! Adam: Sorry, it's my first time. How do U know it's the wrong hole? No one has done this before, it's just us two you know
@bonehugsnirony: [my day at work] 9:00am: so much to do, blessed! 9:05am: ok I'm bored 9:06am: *googles am I too goth for work?*